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How long does it take for my gear to arrive?

We generally process orders same day. Then it's a coupla days to make your brand spankin' new tee (we print on demand), then an extra couple of days for shipping and you're generally looking at 5-8 business days from order. 

Will you make tees in black?

Absolutely, we're working on it right now. We want to make sure these tees look fresher than a long blonde mullet dancing in the breeze. Stay posted, they'll be up in the next 1-2 weeks.

What if I entered the wrong size?

Because we print on demand, we can't offer refunds or exchanges for a change of mind of sizes. There's a small window of opportunity where we can update the size of your order, but you need to contact us quick. 

What is your return/refund/exchange policy?

We print on demand so we can't offer exchanges or refunds for change of mind in sizing or style. We are not accountable for items being returned to sender if your address is not entered properly. We do offer refunds if the shirt is damaged.

Any other questions? Drop us a line.